Michael Hampton
Copywriter

Michael’s Creative Writing Recipe:
• 1 whole Pentel GraphGear 500 0.5 mechnical pencil
• 1 whole Uni Jetstream Lite Touch
• 1/2 of a shitty stolen eraser
• 1 bundle of scrap paper
• 1 cup of clown paint
• 3 cans of Dr. Pepper Strawberries & Cream
• 6 tablespoons of staring out a window
• 1/2 cup of Donkey Kong water level music
• 1 pinch of dissociation

Chop, mix, and serve cold on a cracked plate. Enjoy. 


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